I Have a Dinking Problem Pickleball Shirt
Black / XS
$29.99
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Some people play pickleball. Others reorganize their entire week around it.
They own too many paddles. They check court availability like it’s a stock ticker. They say “last game” and mean three more. If there’s daylight left, they’re probably at the kitchen line.
“I Have a Dinking Problem!” isn’t about one soft shot. It’s about the habit. The obsession. The quiet understanding that if there’s open court space, you’re filling it.
Why You’ll Love It
Because it doesn’t pretend this is casual. It nods at the reality that pickleball stopped being a hobby a long time ago. The joke lands because it’s accurate.
Who It’s For
For the player who schedules life around open play, who knows every regular by name, and who doesn’t need convincing to “get one more in.” Also ideal for gifting to the friend whose personality is now 80% pickleball.
-- PRODUCT MATERIAL --
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• Unisex t-shirt
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
I Have a Dinking Problem Pickleball Shirt
$29.99
They own too many paddles. They check court availability like it’s a stock ticker. They say “last game” and mean three more. If there’s daylight left, they’re probably at the kitchen line.
“I Have a Dinking Problem!” isn’t about one soft shot. It’s about the habit. The obsession. The quiet understanding that if there’s open court space, you’re filling it.
Why You’ll Love It
Because it doesn’t pretend this is casual. It nods at the reality that pickleball stopped being a hobby a long time ago. The joke lands because it’s accurate.
Who It’s For
For the player who schedules life around open play, who knows every regular by name, and who doesn’t need convincing to “get one more in.” Also ideal for gifting to the friend whose personality is now 80% pickleball.
-- PRODUCT MATERIAL --
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• Unisex t-shirt
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |