The Banger Pickleball Tarot Shirt
Black / XS
$29.99
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We all know this player. Every ball is a green light. Soft game ignored. Reset forgotten. If there’s a chance to swing hard, they’re taking it — even when they absolutely shouldn’t.
They don’t lack confidence. They lack restraint. The ball goes out, into the net, or straight at someone’s chest. Then they wind up again like the last one didn’t just happen. This card doesn’t predict the future. It documents a pattern.
Why You’ll Love It
Because it says the quiet part out loud. It’s a clean, unapologetic nod to the player who believes power solves everything — and keeps proving otherwise.
Who It’s For
For bangers, recovering bangers, and the friends who keep sending this to the same person. Perfect if your third shot is a drive, your fifth shot is also a drive, and your partner already knows how this rally ends.
-- PRODUCT MATERIAL --
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
The Banger Pickleball Tarot Shirt
$29.99
They don’t lack confidence. They lack restraint. The ball goes out, into the net, or straight at someone’s chest. Then they wind up again like the last one didn’t just happen. This card doesn’t predict the future. It documents a pattern.
Why You’ll Love It
Because it says the quiet part out loud. It’s a clean, unapologetic nod to the player who believes power solves everything — and keeps proving otherwise.
Who It’s For
For bangers, recovering bangers, and the friends who keep sending this to the same person. Perfect if your third shot is a drive, your fifth shot is also a drive, and your partner already knows how this rally ends.
-- PRODUCT MATERIAL --
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |