I Choke in the Kitchen Pickleball T-Shirt
Black Heather / S
$29.99
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There’s always that player who gets to match point and suddenly forgets how hands work. Solid all game. Questionable at the line. The kitchen becomes a problem.
This shirt isn’t about effort or improvement. It’s about the pattern everyone has already noticed. Close games. Big chances. Same ending.
You’ve seen this player across the net. You’ve partnered with them. You might be putting this on before league night.
Why You’ll Love It
Because it says the quiet part out loud. It doesn’t soften the truth or pretend it’s temporary. It’s funny because it’s accurate, and everyone at the courts will know exactly what it means.
Who It’s For
For pickleball players who almost always have it and then absolutely don’t. For league teammates, regular partners, or that friend who should stop calling “one more game.” Also works uncomfortably well as a gift.
-- PRODUCT MATERIAL --
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• Unisex t-shirt
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
I Choke in the Kitchen Pickleball T-Shirt
$29.99
This shirt isn’t about effort or improvement. It’s about the pattern everyone has already noticed. Close games. Big chances. Same ending.
You’ve seen this player across the net. You’ve partnered with them. You might be putting this on before league night.
Why You’ll Love It
Because it says the quiet part out loud. It doesn’t soften the truth or pretend it’s temporary. It’s funny because it’s accurate, and everyone at the courts will know exactly what it means.
Who It’s For
For pickleball players who almost always have it and then absolutely don’t. For league teammates, regular partners, or that friend who should stop calling “one more game.” Also works uncomfortably well as a gift.
-- PRODUCT MATERIAL --
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• Unisex t-shirt
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping