Mentally 5.0 Officially 3.5 Pickleball Shirt
Black / XS
$29.99
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We all know that one player on the court. They sign up for the advanced game. They give unsolicited advice. They shake their head when their partner makes a mistake. They play like they’re running the point, even when they’re not winning it.
They think they’re the king of the court.
They play like a joker.
The 3.5 who’s convinced they’re a 5.0.
Wrapped in classic tattoo-style artwork with skulls, blades, and flames, this design doesn’t soften the truth or clean it up. It just says it out loud.
Why You’ll Love It
Because it’s honest. The humor is blunt, a little uncomfortable, and impossible to miss. The aggressive tattoo aesthetic makes the confidence look real—right up until the rating brings it back to earth.
Who It’s For
For pickleball players who recognize the character immediately… and for those self-aware enough to realize they might be that character. Perfect for league nights, open play, tournaments, or as a gift for the friend who plays every point like they’re already pro.
-- PRODUCT MATERIAL --
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Mentally 5.0 Officially 3.5 Pickleball Shirt
$29.99
They think they’re the king of the court.
They play like a joker.
The 3.5 who’s convinced they’re a 5.0.
Wrapped in classic tattoo-style artwork with skulls, blades, and flames, this design doesn’t soften the truth or clean it up. It just says it out loud.
Why You’ll Love It
Because it’s honest. The humor is blunt, a little uncomfortable, and impossible to miss. The aggressive tattoo aesthetic makes the confidence look real—right up until the rating brings it back to earth.
Who It’s For
For pickleball players who recognize the character immediately… and for those self-aware enough to realize they might be that character. Perfect for league nights, open play, tournaments, or as a gift for the friend who plays every point like they’re already pro.
-- PRODUCT MATERIAL --
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |